– GROSS: Dr. Huxtable slipped some chicks quaaludes possibly without their knowledge.
– FOR YOUR HEALTH: Bacon and eggs is the diet of a prolonged life.
– 2A: Former CNN anchor tells gun control advocates to “shut the f**k up.”
– SJW TEARS: With ISIS murdering women overseas, I'm so glad that we're tackling the important problem of sexist beer at home.
– This woman …

… is outraged over a “Suns Out Guns Out” muscle tee (“It glorifies guns!” she said, outraged) in her JC Penny circular so the local news did a story on it.
– FLORIDA: Florida man creates new Declaration of Independence which includes “Fox News is a lie factory!”
– DUMB: According to Josh Earnest, San Francisco is a Republican-controlled city, has been for years.
– FOR YOUR HEALTH: Blasphemy, in cookie form.
– AND ILLEGAL ALIEN TO BOOT: San Francisco shooter: How did repeat felon get gun?
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