Welcome to the Mos Eisley Cantina, America.

1. POTUS announces temporary travel ban on people and trade from Europe (UK exempt)

2. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson have COVID-19

3. The NBA suspends their season

4. Ilhan Omar quickly announces that she married her campaign dude with whom she reportedly had an affair

5. Sarah Palin rapped “Baby Got Back” on “The Masked Singer”