I’m watching the Golden Globes just because Ricky Gervais is hosting. He took his war against The Awokening from Twitter to his opening monologue, wherein he railed against Hollywood hypocrisy, stated “Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself,” cracked a joke on Prince Andrew, and encouraged everyone to take their award and “get the [redacted] off the stage.” He later compared the Hollywood Foreign Press to the vegetables the Globes served for dinner (they refused to serve meat to save the planet or something).

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