– Have you seen Hillary's human collies?

– America, where you can celebrate Independence Day and have your life simultaneously ruined over cake.

Communists love cheese.

– Free speech and social media as a business asset:

But after losing ownership of his suburban Houston store in bankruptcy, Jeremy Alcede spent nearly seven weeks in jail for refusing a federal judge's order to share with the new owner the passwords of the business' Facebook and Twitter accounts, which the judge had declared property.

“It's all about silencing my voice,” said Alcede, who was released in May after turning over the information. “… Any 3-year-old can look at this and tell this is my Facebook account and not the company's.”

– Surprise! 70% of Americans think the media is biased.

Ironic headline. “Let's protect your faith by demanding government to force you to redefine a tenant of that faith.” Nothing is saved by empowering government to regulate it. The entire premise of this piece is wholly flawed. If it was about acheiving civil unions, that's one thing—demanding government honor all contractual engagements between two consenting adults. But as we've seen, it's not about that at all.

– This is how far you have to go to find a judge who interprets the law instead of rewriting it. (Looking at you, SCOTUS.) Woman saved from a ticket by a comma.

– Local gov't worries how it will fund itself now that it can't just take people's stuff:

The Daily Times in Farmington reported Saturday that various police departments say a civil forfeiture law that took effect this month will mean less money for resources.

Under the law, police cannot seize a suspect's property unless they prove a crime occurred. Police could previously take items for auction. The revenue funds police equipment or training. Now, law enforcement agencies must store the items and either send them to the state Treasurer's Office or auction them locally.

(Related: TSA brags about the money it stole illegally confiscated on Twitter.)

First it was a toilet paper shortage. Now it's beer. But hey yaaaaaay socialism!, right left?

– A propaganda outfit masquerading as a news agency hates America, surprise?