I wish he’d just be comfortable sitting at home in his Scrooge McDuck robe, counting his billions instead of trying to export his dastardly “ban all the things” policies to the White House.

The head of the gun control lobby and founder of Moms Demand spent the last week offering a mea culpa for his previous stated support of “throw them up against the wall and frisk them” policies made at an Aspen Institute talk — video of which he tried to block from release (where Bloomberg also sensationally insisted black men were responsible for the majority of crime in the country). All the money in the world won’t buy him competitive favorability.

Here is a complete (through 2013) list of all the things Bloomberg has banned.