Michael Bloomberg, who fashions himself a moderate “alternative” in the Democratic primary, officially snuck in as a contender in the latest Quinnipiac Poll in third behind Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden. This is what burning billions of dollars on your own ego will get you. While the poll eliminated doubts on Sanders as the Democrat frontrunner, any American soul who dislikes being disarmed, having everything from trans fats to large drinks banned, and also can do math and not blame all crime on black males (a demo he endorses stopping and frisking), will really dislike this poll.

Let’s look at some of Bloomberg’s “moderate” positions, since this is the banner he’s gunning for in the primary:

Bloomberg is no moderate but he will burn his money on cringe-worthy videos and try to buy popularity through influencers to prove otherwise.