After Al Gore finished turning the AC down on all eleventy frillion of his thermostats, he railed on science for disallowing him to make up his own facts.

Former Vice President Al Gore lamented on Tuesday that scientists “won’t let us yet” link tornadoes to climate change.

Gore alluded to last month’s devastating twister in Moore, Okla., saying that shoddy historical statistics are preventing a connection between “these record-breaking tornadoes and the climate crisis.”

How dare you, science! Gore invented the Internet, surely he can invent his own science, too! If he’s not allowed to manipulate scientific theory and fit the facts to the theory how else will he be able to rake in money from carbon credits to finance his weekly chakra release?