{"id":1389,"date":"2013-05-23T13:56:01","date_gmt":"2013-05-23T13:56:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/danaloeschradi.wpengine.com\/so-i-applied-to-start-a-now-chapter\/"},"modified":"2013-05-23T13:56:01","modified_gmt":"2013-05-23T13:56:01","slug":"so-i-applied-to-start-a-now-chapter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/danaloesch.com\/so-i-applied-to-start-a-now-chapter\/","title":{"rendered":"So I Applied To Start A NOW Chapter"},"content":{"rendered":"

In light of the Boy Scouts, a private organization, being pressured from outside groups to change their organization’s rules<\/a>, I’ve decided that hey, why not go all the way? Why can’t I be a member of La Raza? NAACP? NOW? In fact, I emailed the President of NOW about starting a chapter here in St. Louis City, seeing that the nearest chapter from my location is two hours away.<\/p>\n

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As a woman in St. Louis I think it would be invaluable to have a NOW group comprised of those from all walks of life, all sexes, all beliefs, to join the group.<\/p>\n

I’ve proposed some\u00a0unofficial\u00a0suggestions for chapter meetings.<\/p>\n

First meeting: Introductions, workshop on how to make sandwiches.<\/p>\n

Second meeting: Introductions, new members, workshop on how to properly fold fitted sheets.<\/p>\n

Third meeting: Introductions, welcome new members, possible speaker from the University of Colorado on how to vomit or urinate to ward off would-be rapists<\/a>.\u00a0Comparable workshop on how to select a Personal Defense Weapon, handle it, load it, and shoot the hell out of would-be rapists.<\/p>\n

Fourth meeting: Introductions, welcoming new members, workshop in sewing giant floppy vagina costumes from felt! What a wonderful craft!<\/p>\n

Fifth meeting: How to walk to Target, Walgreens, Walmart (whichever is closest to our location) and buy our damn birth control.<\/p>\n

I think joining now would be amazing. I can’t wait to hear back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In light of the Boy Scouts, a private organization, being pressured from outside groups to change their organization’s rules<\/a>, I’ve decided that hey, why not go all the way? Why can’t I be a member of La Raza? NAACP? NOW? In fact, I emailed the President of NOW about starting a chapter here in St. Louis City, seeing that the nearest chapter from my location is two hours away.<\/p>\n

\"\"

As a woman in St. Louis I think it would be invaluable to have a NOW group comprised of those from all walks of life, all sexes, all beliefs, to join the group.<\/p>\n

I’ve proposed some\u00a0unofficial\u00a0suggestions for chapter meetings.<\/p>\n

First meeting: Introductions, workshop on how to make sandwiches.<\/p>\n

Second meeting: Introductions, new members, workshop on how to properly fold fitted sheets.<\/p>\n

Third meeting: Introductions, welcome new members, possible speaker from the University of Colorado on how to vomit or urinate to ward off would-be rapists<\/a>.\u00a0Comparable workshop on how to select a Personal Defense Weapon, handle it, load it, and shoot the hell out of would-be rapists.<\/p>\n

Fourth meeting: Introductions, welcoming new members, workshop in sewing giant floppy vagina costumes from felt! What a wonderful craft!<\/p>\n

Fifth meeting: How to walk to Target, Walgreens, Walmart (whichever is closest to our location) and buy our damn birth control.<\/p>\n

I think joining now would be amazing. I can’t wait to hear back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pexwbz-mp","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/danaloesch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1389"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/danaloesch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/danaloesch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danaloesch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danaloesch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/danaloesch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1389\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/danaloesch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danaloesch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danaloesch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}